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Sep 28, 2017
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Can we please stop making scary shark movies? Sharks are pure sweet babies that don’t deserve this slander. They just have bad eyesight. Don’t be mean to them.
(via hotboyproblems)
Sep 9, 2017
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No matter how old I get, I still check every drawer in my hotel room to see if anything cool is inside.
(via just-shower-thoughts)
Aug 13, 2017
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“She’s really pretty for a black girl”
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
(via tacoeatingmidget)
May 31, 2017
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- my wretched computer, whirring in pain: please your majesty may i update
- me, looking down at my subject from atop an ivory throne, sipping wine from a glass made out of a skull as i scroll through tumblr dot com: i think not
May 31, 2017
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- My anxiety: somethings off
- Me: how so?
- Anxiety: somethings wrong
- Me: what
- Anxiety: something
- Me: like can you give me a general idea
- Anxiety: somethings off
May 25, 2017
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imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with
oh god NO
oh god YES
Imagine your cousin sitting there wondering what he has in common with these people
what
what
what
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